dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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