This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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