Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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