clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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