your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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