If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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