We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
its not stalking. its research.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'