Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
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I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
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It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???