entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
