he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
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She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
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I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
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