She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
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Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
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I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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