after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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