none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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