I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
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