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If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
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Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
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It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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