my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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