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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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