everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
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I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
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Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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