well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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