There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I want to stick my p in your. b.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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