Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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