The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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