Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Randomize
