I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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