He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
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My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
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I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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