so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
The cops high fived after they tackled you
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
Randomize
