i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
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I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
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I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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