You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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