party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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