Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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