Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
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im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
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He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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