This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
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I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
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I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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