Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
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