i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
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