i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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