How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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