just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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