i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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