sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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