Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
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I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
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I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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