just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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