So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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