He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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