ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
