Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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