i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Ladies don't puke and tell
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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