You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
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Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
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