Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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