lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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