Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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