I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
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I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
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Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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