The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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