i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
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Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
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they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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