Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
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The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
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I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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