sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
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So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
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I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
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