Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Randomize
